Sponsor
The leader of the mountain turkeys is our sponsor. He's paying us to say and type everything you're reading.
This message is brought to you by our generous sponsor, the leader of the mountain turkeys. Long may he reign.
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This same sponsor is also how you made your cyborg (さい). You didn't think you were able to get all those body parts yourself, did you? No no, the leader of the mountain turkeys sponsored you so you could do your experiments.
Turn your cyborg over and you'll see a stamp under one of its feet. It says, "Sponsored by" with a little picture of a turkey on top a mountain.