Sword
Tie a squid to a knife and you get a sword! Knives are too small to be considered a sword on their own. That's why you strapped a squid to it. They're the right shape, kinda pointed, so no one will know it's just a knife.
Imagine creating your own sword out of a knife and a squid.
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You learned how to make swords this way from Ken (けん) the samurai. He put his own little squid buddy on his knife and now no one realizes it's not a sword!
Picture Ken swinging his squid sword at you. *Squish* it squirts ink on your shoulder. But it doesn't really hurt.