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A triceratops is lying out to dry. But it's so big, and it's laying on its side, so only half of it gets dry.
Imagine the triceratops on its side, then imagine it getting up. When it stands up normally, half of its body is soaking wet still. It's a half-n-half triceratops right now.
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"You're half wet and half dry! I will cut you in half with my laser blaster so you're proper again," a voice says. It is Han Solo (はん), the anti-establishment guy who hates when things aren't even.
Imagine him using his blaster to shoot the poor triceratops in half, perfectly down the wet-dry line of its body.