Dude
The woman sitting on that stool is actually a dude. Oh oops! You thought he was a woman because of his long hair and the way he was sitting. Maybe you shouldn't be judging people based on their looks!
Dude, I can't believe you called that dude a woman. What's wrong with you?!
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You only found out this dude wasn't a woman when a dog (ど) ran up and the dude stood up. He started rubbing the dog's face saying, "Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Not you! Me! I'm the best boy of them all. Because I am a dude, the best of all boys! HAHAHAHA!"
Look at the poor dog. He's not a dude and now he doesn't think he's a good boy, all because of this other dude. Was he sitting on the stool this whole time, waiting to make this dog feel bad? I guess you'll never know...