Wife
That woman dressed as Wolverine with a towel tied around her forehead is your wife. You're cosplaying together!
Picture your kick-butt wife in her Wolverine costume, the towel around her forehead so she doesn't sweat into her eyes, as you prepare to go to a convention together.
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Your wife suddenly looks at you and calls you a fool (ふ). Wuh! Then you look down and see that you're also dressed as Wolverine.
Your wife is shaking her head saying, "You fool, it's my turn to be Wolverine, you're gonna have to change." Then she smooches your cheek, calls you a fool one more time, and leaves without you.