Status
If you kiss a tree, your status will change to, “In a relationship with a tree.”
You know Facebook relationship statuses. If you kiss a tree, your status will be that you’re in a relationship with said tree. Imagine how silly that would be.
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Regardless of the status, you need to let the tree know how you feel. Being a cock (かく), y'know, a male chicken, you cock-a-doodle-do your true feelings to the tree. You actually just want to be friends.
Picture yourself as a cock, cock-a-doodle-doing about how you really feel about the tree. What would you say to let the tree down easy?