Bridge
A tree from heaven with a mustache above his mouth valiantly crosses a bridge. This holy tree from heaven was sent down to earth to cross this very bridge. It is the tree’s angelic mission. Also the tree has a mouth and a mustache.
Picture this majestic tree as it crosses the bridge. Its mustache is very distinguished. Hear its roots and branches swaying, creaking, and cracking in the wind.
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The tree finishes crossing the bridge and on the other side is a plate of steaming hash (はし) browns! That's why it has a mouth. To eat yummy bridge hash browns.
Imagine sitting on the bridge with the tree and eating hash browns with it. It's heavenly!