Tooth, Teeth
Stop! That box of rice is actually full of teeth! I know it says "rice" on the cover, but I promise you those are all teeth and if you bite into them you'll break a tooth of your own.
Stop what you're doing and look into the rice box. Nope, it's definitely full of teeth. There's a grain or two of rice, but it's like 98% teeth.
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Why do I have a rice box full of teeth? Ha (は)! Wouldn't you like to know. Ha! I definitely have an answer that isn't weird or creepy. Ha... ha ha...
Ha! Wouldn't you like to know why there are teeth in there? Ha. Ha ha. HA HA HA HA!