Sect, Faction
A tsunami is coming for the cliff made of tofu, but there is a special sect that protects tofu cliff.
This sect of the tofu-lovers club takes their duties very seriously and they must protect this tofu cliff at all costs.
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All of the members of the sect are standing on the cliff, their hands raised, and right as the tsunami is about to collide with them, they shout, "Ha (は)!" and it's repelled! The tsunami sinks and rolls back out to sea, the tofu cliff is safe!
Oh, do you want to be a member of the tofu sect? HA! Don't make me laugh. If you ask to be a member of a sect, you'll never get in. Never ask for a sect.