Pickle
Tsunamis get blamed because they pickle everything in their path. That means that everything smells of pickles after a tsunami.
Imagine a tsunami crashing over the land, being blamed by everyone. In its path are piles and piles of pickles, as far as the eye can see!
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Looking at all those pickles, you bend down and pick up two (つ) of them. One in each hand. You look at the pickles in your hand and wonder whether to try one.
Picture the two pickles and imagine what kind of pickles they are.