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You take a grain and fashion it into a gun that is small, earning you the title of Small Arms Dealer (or SAD). Congratulations!
This isn't exactly a title you're proud of, in fact, you're really embarrassed. Maybe you can make a name for yourself in something else so you can get a new title.
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Word of your SAD title makes it all the way to the Shougun (しょう) and he travels out to see you. When he arrives at your door, with all of his fancy escorts, he hands you a plaque with your title on it.
The plaque says, "No one is more deserving of this SAD title." - Love, the Shougun.