Conspire
Watch what you say to what appears to be a sweet tree, because that tree will 100% conspire against you.
Trees may look all sweet and innocent, like they aren't listening to every word you say, but it's a front! They're conspiring against you!! They'll blackmail you and take everything!!!
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Now you're getting it! That tree is trying to conspire against you and take you down. Take your bowling (ぼう) ball and bowl it and all its friends down!
Watch as the conspiratorial tree and all it's gossiping friends are bowled over by your bowling ball. Phew. You're safe from the trees. For now.