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You're holding a sword in front of two buildings. What will you do? A. Stab the building on the left. B. Stab the building on the right. What do you choose?
What? Do you think I'm gonna help you make this decision? No way, you need to dig deep and think about what you want to do.
な, だ
いかん, なに, なんぞ
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A. What is, stab the building on the left? You stab the building on the left with your sword and what comes out is... a plate of delicious nachos (な)! B. What is, stab the building on the right? You stab the building on the right with your sword and what comes out is... a plate of delicious nachos (な)!
What?! You got nachos either way. You should be happy, don't ask me any other questions.