Hometown
Everyone has a poop guy from their hometown. You know. That poop guy. And every single time you try to visit your hometown, poop guy is there making everyone uncomfortable and reminding you why you left in the first place.
Picture the poop guy from your hometown. Picture him really vividly. The awkward, rude things he does. The way he smells. The way he makes you never want to come back.
きょう, ごう
さと
None
Your hometown is in きょうと which, unfortunately, means your poop guy is in きょうと too. Now every time you go back home he's there stinking everything up.
Imagine all the wonderful things that exist in your hometown of きょうと. All the things you love to do and see. And now picture poop guy. Ruining it all with his poop hands.