Falcon
If you tie a cross to a turkey you can trick everyone into thinking it's a falcon. The cross will stretch its wings out just enough for it to stop looking so fat and turkey like, into a super cool bird of prey.
Imagine tying a cross to this turkey and see it transform into an elegant falcon. Majestic.
しゅん, じゅん
はやぶさ
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You decide to name this new falcon after your favorite falcon-like ninja. Ryu Hayabusa (はやぶさ) from Ninja Gaiden! Picture your fat turkey falcon and Ryu Hayabusa teaming up Banjo and Kazooey style. Yeah, that's the dream right there.
Picture your falcon Hayabusa and the real... ok fake.. Hayabusa running around together and kicking butt.