Patterned
Criminal writing is always patterned. That is to say, there is a pattern to it, lots of ARGS and GONNA STAB YAs, but it's also patterned beautifully, with a collage of cut out letters.
Can you see the patterns in the writing this criminal did? It looks like a quilt or some plaid. It's almost beautiful, the way those death threats are arranged!
い, ひ
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As you look closer at the patterned writing you realize that it forms the shape of an eagle (い). The most American bird of them all! Maybe this guy isn't a criminal after all!
Picture an eagle patterned out of cut out letters. What the words say isn't important (though it is asking for a ransom on your grandma), but the underlying image is gorgeous.