Comrade
The criminal that stole your car was your comrade! You thought the two of you were friends, but you were probably wrong.
Just because someone is your comrade doesn't mean they actually like you. Don't let your guard down and let them near your car.
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You feel really weird about this whole situation so you write your comrade a haiku (はい). It's really all you can do, since your car is long gone.
Comrade, what the heck I want to get my car back I thought we were friends.