Judge
You place a cross on this drunkard's clothes to show him you judge him. In fact, you yell, "I JUDGE YOU FOR BEING DRUNK AND WEARING THESE CLOTHES, TAKE THIS!"
He yells back, "YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT. GET THAT JUDGEY CROSS OFF ME!"
さい
さば, た
None
As you judge each other, your cyborg (さい) comes stomping over and slams the drunkard against the wall. With your trusty cyborg coming to your rescue, you can continue to judge this guy all you want.
The cyborg joins in, "A judge would convict you if the fashion police brought you in. I have a bunch of meat and robot parts and even I'm better looking than you."