Return
Your scooter is anti scoot. It doesn't want to run. So you have to return it.
Unfortunately, now you have to return to the store to return this scooter, but you have no scooter to get there with. Ugh.
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You return to the store and wait in line to return the scooter but the person working returns doesn't want you to return it. He stares you dead in the eyes, waves his hand, and turns you into a hen (へん)!
The employee leans down toward you in hen form and says, "Ooh, I'm sorry. We don't take returns from hens. You'll have to just return home."